Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

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Lol what is sleep?

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Your mom’s chest hair.

imlookingupbutfeelingkindofdown:

I just ate like half a bag of chips.

omg.

fuck.

i didnt mean too.

they are just so good.

and dammit.